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Official North Pole Seal. Ratatoing (2007)

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  What kind of rat trap garbage hell was this film and I say film very loosely. Well, hold on cause it ain't going to pretty, wait, should I use ain't or isn't? Ah who care, enough about numbers.  Okay, first, did I like anything about this little movie? Yes, the story. The story was there but that is all that was present. The animation was god awful, the voices didn't match the mouth movies at all, the nose glitches and the mouth jerking was so bad it looked like the rats were being  electrocuted while they talked and the scene where they were getting ready to go to war, whoops I mean go take food from the humans for their ristorante or  restaurant, why did it take the three rats 20 minutes to get all suited up to go rob a human's kitchen? It doesn't make sense, then the running around in all directions before they go pillage, it's just sad cause I think this could have been a really good little film but it totally missed the mark and I mean missed it by a

Official North Pole Seal. Delgo (2008)

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                                    Official North Pole Seal.                                            Delgo (2008) This film was a train wreck from start to finish. Now don't get me wrong the concept was there was there but it really missed the mark. Now, the story was ok in a sense but wow was this bad. If you watch it some places in the film the voices don't match the mouth movements and in some scenes it gets a little glitchy, it's like they spent years on it and watched it and said ah who cares no one will notice but that is nit the case. Now some of the animation is beautiful, there is a scene in a cave that is just amazing looking but the rest was really bad. What is with the characters, are they lizard ferry people? Who knows. It took them 10 years to make this movie but couldn't get the job done. It was a major flop and when I say major flop I mean it, it took 40 million dollars to make but only grossed half a million dollars at the box office. Once it was re

Official North Pole Seal. Doogal (2006) The Magic Roundabout

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                                     Official North Pole Seal.                            Doogal (2006) The Magic Roundabout. I don't like crapping all over movies cause I understand people have to make a living but at least they could do is try and not just phone it in. In my opinion Doogal did exactly that. Don't get me wrong some of the animation was good but it is not like the animation we are all used to, they went outside the box when they should have stayed in cause I think the film would have been way better. The story isn't all bad but it is corny and poorly thought out. To me it sounds like they took the words from The Lord of The Rings and rewrote it for there film in a way they couldn't get in trouble for. The voice acting was so bad they didn't even try matching them to the mouth movements. The music in this film is so hard on the ears you wish you could go to the setting and turn it off but sadly you can't do that cause the film studios want your e

Official North Pole Seal. Mars Needs Moms.

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                                     Official North Pole Seal.                                         Mars Needs Moms. This movie reminds me of The Polar Express but worse. The writers tried way to hard, all they did was make it look really really creepy, I really give it a good go hoping it would be great cause of all the press it had but holy hell was it bad and I love animated movies more than anything, Mars Needs Mom's is one of those movies that reminds me of when I saw the animated original Hobbit movie from when I was a kid and that one scared the sh$# out of me, this one just made me want to turn it off but I had to see where it went and how it ended and the only thing I could say when it was over, thank god this nightmare is over. The writing wasn't bad but it could have been better than it was, so, if your into really bad movies then go ahead and watch Mars Needs Moms cause it gets an F from me.  Unannounced to humans, there is a thriving, technologically sophisticat

Official North Pole Seal. The Big Trip.

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                                    Official North Pole Seal.                                            The Big Trip.                         The worst animated movies ever made.  First let's start with the premise of the movie and if this tells you anything it's going to be bad.  A clumsy stork accidentally delivers a baby panda to the wrong parents, which leads bear Mic-Mic and hare Oscar to take the panda to its rightful parents. Along their journey, they meet several animals. This movie was so damn bad I didn't want to keep watching but my job is to inform you about the entire movie so I gutted threw and watched it all the way. Starting with the dubbing of the voices, holy hell was this bad, I don't think they even tried and the animation was lack luster, it didn't fit at all, most of it was, let's see if we can crap all over the people that payed to watch our garbage. It did however do really well in Russia but in the U.S. not well just ok, although some l